July Player of the month

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🐵 Player of the Month Interview: Manic Monkey

Disclaimer: Manic Monkey was so busy throwing duck grenades and causing absolute mayhem around No Return that he forgot to fill out his Player of the Month form. So, we’ve done our best to answer the questions for him…


How would you describe your character? Their personality, traits, likes, and dislikes.

Banana-scented chaos.

Is he PD? Is he Fire? Is he EMS? Is he a gang leader? Is he secretly all of them?

No one knows.

The only thing anyone knows for sure is that if you hear laughing followed by a suspicious squeak… you should probably run.


What is your character’s backstory?

Rumor has it he escaped from a highly classified Russian laboratory.

Scientists have spent years trying to explain him. They eventually gave up.


If your character had a theme song, what would it be?

“By the time you see me… it’s already too late.”

(Usually because the duck grenade has already landed.)


Favorite Superhero?

Batman.

Not because of the gadgets…

…because he appreciates the value of dramatic entrances.


Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket or trouble with the police? If so, what happened?

Absolutely.

I convinced the police officer that I was actually the police officer and he wasn’t.

He got so confused that I simply walked away while he questioned his entire career.


What is your favorite business in No Return?

Any business that survives my visit.


Favorite things to do in the city or places to visit?

  • Make things go boom.
  • Collect rubber ducks.
  • Make rubber ducks go boom.
  • Accidentally create new landmarks.
  • Repeat.

Congratulations again to Manic Monkey, No Return RP’s very first Player of the Month! Whether he’s saving the city, destroying the city, or convincing officers they’re not actually officers, one thing is certain…

No Return is never boring when Manic Monkey is around. 🦆💥

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